Superbug Battler Gifts

'The new matron has contracted MRSA.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

Computer Expert

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

When cockroaches go unchecked.

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

"You do have your own way of enjoying the garden, don't you?"

'Not only was the superbug immune to antibiotics, but it had developed a taste for Dr Jones' whisky.'

'All these years we battled the bugs, and all it took was a sign?'

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

'Romance in Swampland'

'Due to a programming error you have been erased.'

Astronaut Selfie.

'How long did you try before calling?'

"I started as a mundane disease ... but now I'm a super bacteria!"

Drone Spray

Scientists discover a new Superbug

Computer Virus

'Oh for God's sake just ignore it!'

No fly zone

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

Zika: War on Mosquitoes

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

"We may be stick in here for a while..."

Woman in hospital: Pick up a leaflet, Pick up a bug.

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

Welcome,dear, to the Garden of Weedin.

Tennis Player.

'Damn it! Wait your turn!'

"Well Jenkins... I dare say we should have brought a second flyswatter."

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

'Wow, this computer virus is really something else!'

Gardener and the Giant Snail

Farmer to son: 'For heaven's sake Jeb! Get Bessie out of that tall grass now! Can't you see she's full of ticks?!'