Superbug Aficionado Gifts

'I know we're supposed to get rid of 'superbugs', but ours is the only one that understands the IT system!'

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Extreme Bungy

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

Terry had a computer bug.

Exciting potato bugs.

'At ease, soldier.'

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

'I'm an atheist!'

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

When cockroaches go unchecked.

"Stan, it's come to my attention that you have been creeping people out at work."

Bug hanging up stockings

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

'You know, termite queens have over 100 million offspring. I mean, just saying...'

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

Give it to me straight, Doc, and don't poopcoat it.

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

'I'm not going to remind you again, Harold. Now, go get the garbage and bring it in here.'

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

Gnat King Cole in concert "Unforgetable that's what you are.."

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."