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'The new matron has contracted MRSA.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

Computer Expert

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

When cockroaches go unchecked.

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

"You do have your own way of enjoying the garden, don't you?"

'Not only was the superbug immune to antibiotics, but it had developed a taste for Dr Jones' whisky.'

'All these years we battled the bugs, and all it took was a sign?'

'Romance in Swampland'

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

'Due to a programming error you have been erased.'

'How long did you try before calling?'

"I started as a mundane disease ... but now I'm a super bacteria!"

Drone Spray

Astronaut Selfie.

Scientists discover a new Superbug

Computer Virus

'Oh for God's sake just ignore it!'

"We may be stick in here for a while..."

No fly zone

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

Zika: War on Mosquitoes

Woman in hospital: Pick up a leaflet, Pick up a bug.

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

Man is attacked by barcodes.

"Well Jenkins... I dare say we should have brought a second flyswatter."

'Wow, this computer virus is really something else!'

Welcome,dear, to the Garden of Weedin.

Tennis Player.

'Damn it! Wait your turn!'

Gardener and the Giant Snail