Sunset Critic Gifts

Rating the Sunset

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

The game is tied, and this is the final inning because the sun is setting. I understand, coach, I need to get home before dark!

A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

Sunrise and Sunset

"The nest may be empty, but our drinks are full."

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

Spider Web Musical Score.

Summer Sledding

Sunset

'Why are you still sitting here, dear? This is a tropical getaway. It means, get away!'

"At the end of the day it's just a sunset."

"I'm starting to miss the summer people. It's been weeks since I glowered."

"The sunsets here are amazing."

"He added the computer, TV and cable box. Apparently, sand wasn't enough."

'I may rust, but this sunset will be worth it.'

Scientific Research: '...The motto of science is to expect the unexpected...now be quiet. I'm trying to work.'

Heaven's Way

"To you, O mighty ocean, we offer up the remains of our vacation foodstuffs in gratitude for an excellent summer experience."

Down with canned laughter.

Today's presentation - God's Miracles.

'So, Pluto, you prefer the term 'little planet' to 'dwarf planet.' Is that correct?'

"If we weren't married this would be romantic."

Gus never found the perfect wave

'I want you to try an alternate cure for your insomnia-start watching daytime television.'

"Trust me, the joy of having sand between your toes wears off after a while..."

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

A cat watching the sunset

Rudolph is at bar speaking to a patron-'So he asks me if I'll pull his sleigh and I'm like-'Not until I get that backpay you owe me fatso!' '

Conservatives Emphatically Defeated in 1880 Election

Happiness is blogging the first days of summer.

The sunsets on Barry and Beryl's relationship:'Very funny Beryl, but you better dig me out now...'

'Doesn't it make you feel insignificant?'