Sunday Shopper Gifts

Vicar absent from church due to car boot sale.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

'She's so put together!'

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

"Everything's gone up."

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

Fashion Mistake.

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

'Just look'in'

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

"I'm looking for something that the recipient will be too embarrassed to regift."

Complex Carbs

'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.'

Mom & Pop Grocerette

'And don't forget the eggs dear'

"I need nothing and I want everything."

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

Discount Shopping.

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

"Sure, organic free-range poultry is more expensive, but consider all the guilt you're saving."

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

'You didn't realise she was so expensive? The clue is in the name!'

At last! We've found their elusive burial grounds!

Stuff you need once then leave at the back of the cupboard to fester

'He's sulking because I caught him licking the cake shop window.'

"Here's a bunch of money. We need you to save America...as we know it."