Sunday Shopper Mugs

Vicar absent from church due to car boot sale.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

'She's so put together!'

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

"Everything's gone up."

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

Ladies Fashions - "Money isn't tight - you are!"

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

'Just look'in'

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

Fashion Mistake.

"I'm looking for something that the recipient will be too embarrassed to regift."

Complex Carbs

Mom & Pop Grocerette

Our grocery carts are genetically modified.

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

I'm not buying a $25 set of boring hooded towels off a big box store baby shower registry. Mom fights the man! The local baby boutique will have a hipper selection. So true! Catch those adorable all-organic, artist-designed towels! Cute! And only $55 each! My pretentions are never cheap!

'And don't forget the eggs dear'

'We're going to need a bigger basket.'

"I need nothing and I want everything."

'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.'

Discount Shopping.

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

"Here's a bunch of money. We need you to save America...as we know it."

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

"Sure, organic free-range poultry is more expensive, but consider all the guilt you're saving."

"Would you like your milk in a bag?"

'He's sulking because I caught him licking the cake shop window.'

Stuff you need once then leave at the back of the cupboard to fester