Sun-soaked Guru T-Shirts

Sigh...things wear oud, dust collects, people die... Why can't you just relax and enjoy life? Because one thing really worries me... Reincarnation, right? ou know me too well, woman.

"I've just barbecued my head again."

Sunbathers.

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

Kirsten Johnson

Beach flirting

Aging Support Group

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

"I really don't care what yours says. My weather app says rain for 40 days and 40 nights. I think you should probably go with that, Noah."

Monk on the beach

Complete Makeover

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

Sculptor's chippings

"How?"

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

"I look forward to growing dead with you."

Hose and Flower in Perfect Harmony.

'I need all the heat I can get before I have to go to the North Pole to prepare for this Christmas.'

Frank was engrossed in his book --- He lost track of time and got a sunburn! Now he's well-read and well-red!

"Excuse me, it's my reminder to get a life."

'How did our ‘Get Away From It All' vacation turn into a ‘Take Most Of It With You' long weekend?'

Bad times for retirees.

"I'm gonna make him an offer he could refuse but won't because he's afraid of conflict."

"I have 130 disciples following me on Twitter."

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

'Forget it - the nearest wi-fi hot spot is in Rangoon.'

"I have the smokey eyes look. Can the doctor still give me an eye exam?"

"His hip isn't getting any better. I really should have him put to sleep."

'She certainly gets a lot out of her bikini.'

"There's more to being a pensions adviser than just handling the figures..."

All-knowing mountain guru consults the internet.

"You know you're old when you have to warm up just to take out the garbage."

"If that book is gonna deposit hundreds of grains of sand in our bed later tonight, it better be damn juicy."

Quarantine: The great equalizer