Sun-soaked Chef T-Shirts

"I've just barbecued my head again."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Sausages.

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Ode to a Grill

"You like yours well done, right?"

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

Surgeon carving a chicken/turkey.

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

"We get all our meat from a man dressed like a butcher."

"Who like 'em well done?"

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

'Propane ran out.'

Dog waits for barbecue.

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

"Butcher a tune for you today, ma'am?"

"We could have saved time and just served the served the charcoal briquettes."

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

"Rain or shine, me and you can do fondue!" "I'm ready for some yum!"

This could be a whole new look for you, Harold!

Barbeque.

Baker

"When you asked me tp grill with you, I had imagined something else."

'A little trade secret, kid — you can't beat a weed-whacker for making a chef's salad.'

Solar Range.

"Gavin is a bit conflicted when it comes to barbecuing."

"I was in a different place then."