Sun-soaked Chef Gifts

"I've just barbecued my head again."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Sausages.

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Ode to a Grill

"You like yours well done, right?"

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

Surgeon carving a chicken/turkey.

"We get all our meat from a man dressed like a butcher."

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

"Who like 'em well done?"

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

'Propane ran out.'

Dog waits for barbecue.

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

"We could have saved time and just served the served the charcoal briquettes."

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

"Gavin is a bit conflicted when it comes to barbecuing."

"Rain or shine, me and you can do fondue!" "I'm ready for some yum!"

Baker

"When you asked me tp grill with you, I had imagined something else."

This could be a whole new look for you, Harold!

Solar Range.

'A little trade secret, kid — you can't beat a weed-whacker for making a chef's salad.'

Barbeque.

"I was in a different place then."

"It's supposed to be April Showers bring may flowers!"