Sunshine Chef Gifts

Woman cooking eggs by direct sunlight.

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"I've just barbecued my head again."

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

Surgeon carving a chicken/turkey.

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

Will work for Food Network.

'...and how much experience have you of sushi making?'

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

Christmas Canapes

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

Shrimp cook

Solar Range.

Feng Sushi

'There's a Mr. Oliver to see you. Says he can save the world.'

Chef swatting flies into a bowl in a sushi bar.

'Uh yeah, it's supposed to be like that... it's a... it's a new invention.'

Baker

Here's one I made earlier.

Anton Mosimann

"This just came in!"

"Not the Verity Brewster? The Verity Brewster who invented sweet-potato casserole with marshmallows on top?"

"For the next Christmas party pot luck, let's skip the finger foods."

'Gentlemen, put your money away. When it comes to killing TV chefs, I work for free.'

The Picture of Mary Berry

Nigella Lawson

Master Chef

Nigella Lawson.

'I don't think this sushi is cooked enough for me.'

"Wait! Come back! You forgot the wasabi!"

'I feel so proud. Dad says my cooking is just like Mum's.'

Japan investing billions into robots for the elderly...

'Son, do you think I'm ready for my own cooking show?'

Sushi bar...under new management