Sunday Chef Gifts

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

LAY ZEE FUK

'Like death by salad.'

"I've just barbecued my head again."

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

'I think I'll go home and eat'

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

You're the sizzle in my roast!

Little chef.

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"Ah! The Amazing Mommy and her tray of condiments!"

"Fridge-to-table"

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

'You can't have a drumstick because this is roast beef.'

Alphabet soup

Scales

"This? It's my Thanksgiving outfit. It's already pre-stained in cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie."

A man flips a pancake onto a child's head

"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."

"Who wants to help Grandma make her famous gingerbread man cookies? You kids get the flour, eggs, and sugar, and I'll get the protoplasm and epithelial tissue."

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

'I'm tired - let's outsource dinner tonight.'

"I was supposed to rinse them first? So, you're telling me somebody designed a machine to wash dishes, but we're supposed to make sure we wash the dishes before we put them in the machine?"

"Everything I needed to know I learned from my mother - but I usually follow up with a YouTube video for verification purposes."

'I'm in the mood to cook!'

Making Christmas Pudding.