Sunshine Chef Prints

Woman cooking eggs by direct sunlight.

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"I've just barbecued my head again."

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

Surgeon carving a chicken/turkey.

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

Will work for Food Network.

Christmas Canapes

'...and how much experience have you of sushi making?'

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

Shrimp cook

Feng Sushi

Baker

Chef swatting flies into a bowl in a sushi bar.

'Uh yeah, it's supposed to be like that... it's a... it's a new invention.'

Solar Range.

Here's one I made earlier.

Anton Mosimann

"Not the Verity Brewster? The Verity Brewster who invented sweet-potato casserole with marshmallows on top?"

"This just came in!"

"For the next Christmas party pot luck, let's skip the finger foods."

'Gentlemen, put your money away. When it comes to killing TV chefs, I work for free.'

The Picture of Mary Berry

Master Chef

Nigella Lawson.

'I don't think this sushi is cooked enough for me.'

"Wait! Come back! You forgot the wasabi!"

'I feel so proud. Dad says my cooking is just like Mum's.'

'Son, do you think I'm ready for my own cooking show?'

Japan investing billions into robots for the elderly...

Sushi bar...under new management

'If you knew Sushi, like I knew Sushi...'