Summer Treat Gifts

Kid drops his 13 flavor ice cream cone

"I'm always tempted by the more esoteric flavors- if only out of pity."

"My papi says never put off till tomorrow what you can do today. 10 paletas please!"

'He wants the one on the roof!'

'Can I just get a sample of each of your flavors, but then mushed all together and served in a waffle cone?'

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Bring your own inflatable.

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Summertime

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

'It's baseball season!'

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'Think, Billy - where did you bury Dad?'

Watching Sea Life.

"I'll have the usual."

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

"I'm glad it's Labor Day...all that endless summer fun was getting exhausting."

The Boys of Indian Summer

Little girl drawing big sun puts on sunscreen.

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

"That's the deep end."

Lemonade without borders.

Where Summer Sausage Comes From...

Lemonade fruit juice water stand and Umbrellas, sump, pumps, raincoats stand.

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

'My parents only said 'don't accept rides from strangers,' but I'm the one asking to go with YOU.'

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."