Summer Treats Gifts

Salsa on a Stick.

"Since it's only 10am, I'll have coffee, strawberry, and maple in a waffle cone."

"Sorry kids, since my freezer's broken, if you want ice cream it only makes sense for me to charge you milkshake price."

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

Bring your own inflatable.

A heart shaped cake

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Ice Cream Dreams.

Our visit to the flan factory.

Summertime

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

'It's baseball season!'

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

"I'll have the usual."

Bubble Gum Dispenser

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

"I'm glad it's Labor Day...all that endless summer fun was getting exhausting."

Baking

Little girl drawing big sun puts on sunscreen.

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

"That's the deep end."

"Take a pill in the morning, in the afternoon and at night."

Lemonade without borders.

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

Where Summer Sausage Comes From...

Lemonade fruit juice water stand and Umbrellas, sump, pumps, raincoats stand.