Summer Refreshment Gifts

Ice cubes

Bring your own inflatable.

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"I've just barbecued my head again."

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Polygamists' Picnic

Summertime

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

'It's baseball season!'

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

"What about the five that fell through?"

"Global warming enough for ya?"

"I'll have the usual."

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

"I'm glad it's Labor Day...all that endless summer fun was getting exhausting."

Little girl drawing big sun puts on sunscreen.

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

Lemonade without borders.

"That's the deep end."

Lemonade fruit juice water stand and Umbrellas, sump, pumps, raincoats stand.

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

Barbecue Fetch

"It's not the heat that gets you it's the ants."

Summer Holiday activities the whole family will love.

Family Barbecue

'My parents only said 'don't accept rides from strangers,' but I'm the one asking to go with YOU.'

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again!'

'The lunch menu has sure picked up since they built the alfresco area.'