Summer Gift Gifts

'Now I know why they called this airco model 'Marilyn Monroe'.'

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

On holiday.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Bring your own inflatable.

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Freshest ice cream in town!

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

French wine

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

Summertime

Fish snorkling above water.

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

Ode to a Grill

'It's baseball season!'

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

Sunbathing in the park

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

Stonehenge Sandcastle

A crab with a utility knife claw