Summer Schemers Gifts

'First item on the agenda...Throw out the agenda!!'

"I've just barbecued my head again."

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Re-Tooling Costs - "Could you be a little more precise than umpteen million?"

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

"Only four more weeks before school is out...and then we're free for the time of our lives!"

"Every summer I regret having used up all my vacation days in January."

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project."

Apparently summer's going to start next month.

"I don't mind them counting the days 'til school's out, but I wish they wouldn't do it on their fingers."

"It's a setup."

Hotness

No Miss, I wasn't day dreaming. I was planning my summer vacation!

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

"Sir, could you slow the bus down, so I can squeeze in a couple more minutes of summer vacation?"

"Have you noticed that when you're having fun, the days go by really fast? But when you aren't doing anything, things go by super slow."

'It's just one thing after another. The minute they let you out of school, the garden starts to produce.'

"I was sick - sick in Hawaii."

"Hard to believe that school's almost over."

"I've come up with all the right words for our new sales strategy, now we just need to work out what order to put them in!"

"You should have purchased the extended warranty."

'You'r either having trouble hearing, or there's a boy you want to be closer to.'

'Agreed then? Your boy takes a dive in the fifth...'

Shark in the swimming pool.

Old man stealing sand from a sand box for child

"Doing chores is very stimulating. I'm always thinking of ways to avoid them."

'I'm not counting the days 'til school's out. I don't do math unless they make me.'

The Last Throes of Summer and Real Life.

"All I'm saying is, I wished for an endless summer vacation, and now the glaciers are melting."

'Remember, never let adults know summer vacation can sometimes be boring or they may make it shorter.'