Vacation Schemer Gifts

"I was sick - sick in Hawaii."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'He lives for his holidays.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Time for vacation, time for work.

Try me/try me/try me...

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Summertime

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

"We're here to experience pleasure."

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

"Actually, I hear my boss. I'm on a working vacation."

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'