Summer Body Advocate Pillows

"Want to look better in your swimsuit? Visit Sally's Fitness Spa..."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

"I've just barbecued my head again."

Bench Press Accident

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

Summertime.

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

Eating ice cream.

Scales

"Oh, as long as he needs you, Santa's a great guy. But once things slow down and he wants a little vacation time with Mrs. C., it's 'goodbye North Pole, hello crappy temp job!'"

'No surf?'

Sunflowers with Sunglasses.

"I can't have anything that's a food."

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

Griller highlights never gets old

Wearing bras in 2020.

Stop with racism in sport!

"Back to school can bring on the summertime blues."

"Shark salting a man before it eats him."

"...Bug bites, barbecue and lawn mower...and you?"

"Standing on one leg is easier than on two, but this far more relaxing."

Ice creams

A mother wearing an inflatable duck leads her three children wearing inflatable ducks into the water

Woman and scales.