Beach Advocate Pillows

'We interupt ocean sounds for an advertorial against offshore oil drilling...'

Deforestation.

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

Japanese Whaling

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

"The Nominees"

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

Free Radicals.

'There is nobody else. I'm afraid we've wiped out all of the other species.'

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

Ecological balance.

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

Sea Change.

Save the river.

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

"I can hear the sea boiling."

Stop Human Footing

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

Crime Scene

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

The Seahoover

"Yes, I'm an environmentalist, But first and foremost I'm a whale."

World on Fire

World crisis

"He's very concerned about the oceans rising."