Beauty Advocate Pillows

"Does my body make me look fat?"

Bad hair day!

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Dating is so expensive...

Pampered and poodled.

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

"I don't like your application."

What price beauty?

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

Have you got your make up on yet?

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

Desert Dermatologist

New Twenty Blades

Beauty salon - Our hair color is to dye for!

Become a Cosmetic Surgeon - Raise a Few Eyebrows!

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

"Hair spray"

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."

Mirror mirror...

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

"More concealer?"

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

'There's no charge for the carrier bag!'

'Botox...'

Rape of the Lock- The Toilet