Appearance Advocates Pillows

"We need a fresh young face on the board. Simpkins, get some Botox injected."

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

'And she's got to have implants out to here.'

"I can't have anything that's a food."

'I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I had the whitest teeth!'

'Sometimes I wonder how things would have turned out, if I'd gotten Mom's eyes and Dad's hair.'

'A neighbour of mine has just come in - put 'em in a size 4 box, will you?'

'Try not to stare. Father Time hot hair plugs and botox.'

"Do you have something cheap but with a really expensive label?"

'I hate her...'

"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?"

"$68,000? You said that deceptive ad would cost me $23,000."

'Go on, I dare you. Put it on the boss's door!'

A tight skirt makes a woman look slim!

"Height is the only thing I'm capable of changing about myself."

Fighting Coronavirus

"Actually, I don't read much, they're just background for my video calls."

'I'm sorry, but I just don't think you're cut out to sell real estate.'

"We're not robbing any banks, Roger, until you pull that mask up over your nose."

'Anything else you want fixing, while I'm taking the mole off your nose?'

"Excuse me...is there a dressing room with a slimming mirror and soft light..."

'You are my best work.'

Chihuahua says to large dog: 'I'm on a diet - I want to be a size zero.'

"I'm not sure. Fat compared to what?"

'This is a teeny. Do you have it in a weeny?'

Rudolph's Mask

Wearing face masks correctly