Beach Advocate Prints

'We interupt ocean sounds for an advertorial against offshore oil drilling...'

Deforestation.

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

Japanese Whaling

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

Free Radicals.

"The Nominees"

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

'There is nobody else. I'm afraid we've wiped out all of the other species.'

Ecological balance.

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

"Well, of course it's plastic!"

Save the river.

Sea Change.

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

Stop Human Footing

"I can hear the sea boiling."

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

Crime Scene

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

World on Fire

The Seahoover

"Yes, I'm an environmentalist, But first and foremost I'm a whale."

Global warming