Summer Barbecue Humor Pillows

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Barbeque Casualty.

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

"Come and get it!"

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

'Do you want us to wait till the meat is completely burned or can we call the pizza service right now?'

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

Barbecue with man, cat and dog.

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

Stop Me Before I Grill Again

"We get all our meat from a man dressed like a butcher."

"Don't let him get to you. I'm sure there are lots of people you didn't invite."

"It's a cookout-act stupid!"

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

An angry barbecue.

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

'Check out the rack on this hot babe.'