Summer Humor Pillows

"This summer let's stay close to home."

"Remember, we still have to complain about these beautiful sixty degree days when it turns seventy."

Bring your own inflatable.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Summertime

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

'It's baseball season!'

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

"I know we came in peace but these ones are already half cooked."

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

"I'm glad it's Labor Day...all that endless summer fun was getting exhausting."

Little girl drawing big sun puts on sunscreen.

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

"That's the deep end."

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

Lemonade fruit juice water stand and Umbrellas, sump, pumps, raincoats stand.

Hotness

'My parents only said 'don't accept rides from strangers,' but I'm the one asking to go with YOU.'

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again!'

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

The Interloper.

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

Snowman Romance

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

Ice cream makers.

Two piece outfits only.

Lady Liberty Cools Off

Shark in the swimming pool.

'Yo! No cannonballs!'

'Would you like to eat in the restaurant or dine outside on our Wasp-atorium?'