Summer Humor Appreciators Pillows

'You can't beat alfresco.'

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

Playing Fetch.

baby sweetcorn...

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"They're so like us."

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"He was a sea rescue."

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

A Quiet Rebuke.

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

Divine Desk Bins

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

Comb Sweet Comb

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

Sheep In Curlers

Feline Evolution.

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"My guess it's guacamole."

Hot Tub Frosty

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

Telekinetics on strike...

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

My client is claiming that you have discriminated against him as a species, that your refusal to let him sniff client's bottoms is against his canine rights and that your policies have acted against him reaching partnership.

"My creative writing professor suggested that I write about what I know...from my own experience!"

"I'm thinking tonight we should try the new chicken and tuna."

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'

'Yipee! A cockroach!'