Summer Humorists Pillows

Summertime in Minnesota

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Camping holidays in the British summer.

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

Barbecue

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

'It's a snow mobile.'

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

"I love this time of year."

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

Scene on the English coast.

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

Hotness

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

Swearing and fighting in a caravan

"Not much is known about them. They apparently, had a highly advanced, thriving civilization. Then one August, everyone left the city and never returned."

'I love crocuses. They seem to defy the winter snow to let you know spring is coming.'

Christmas Socks

'Are we broke yet?'

Two piece outfits only.

'So is this your lazy days of summer, or are we still working on spring?'

The Four Seasonings.

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."