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Summertime in Minnesota

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Camping holidays in the British summer.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

Barbecue

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

'It's a snow mobile.'

"I love this time of year."

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

Hotness

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

Scene on the English coast.

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

'So is this your lazy days of summer, or are we still working on spring?'

Two piece outfits only.

"Not much is known about them. They apparently, had a highly advanced, thriving civilization. Then one August, everyone left the city and never returned."

Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen in: Changing Seasons. Does life affirm with coming fall? Leaved hit the ground, men huddle. Smashing each other over a ball. Wrestling around in a puddle. Huh? In this potpourri of hulky sights, one image is hardly the least, sir. So many changes, so many nights ... to see Eli Manning's keister. The bard of NY Giants football. Beautiful. Disgusting.

Swearing and fighting in a caravan

Christmas Socks

'I love crocuses. They seem to defy the winter snow to let you know spring is coming.'

'Are we broke yet?'

The Four Seasonings.