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Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

Ugly lifeguard sitting in a chair with a sign reading "No sexy lifeguard on duty."

Beer Parasol.

The Perfect Cannonball

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

Where the Wild Things Summer

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

'Wow, it's busy...I hope we can find a barking spot!'

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

'Can I take the bucket off Daddy's head now the pretty ladies have gone, Mum?'

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

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Prawn Shop

'If you're too hot, get back in the water: I'm not buying you ice cream!'

Two piece outfits only.

"The inflatable pool is a harsh mistress."

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

Shark in the swimming pool.

Bulltoon: Unbelievabull.

'I don't know why we're starting school so soon. My mom hasn't even reached the end of her rope.'

'And every spring, a koi pond shows up in a corner of the basement.'

'Someone call 9-1-1!!!'

Get out of the kiddy pool Harold!

'Ben's idea of small game is that miniature collie next door.'

'I am wearing my bikini!'

Bear in the Outhouse.

'Better rethink this swim idea: The water is very cold...'

'So that's what hockey players do in summer.'

'The flag tore loose, Steve -- run back down to the village and get a needle and thread.'

Summer in Hell

Protection from the sun.

Punch has a smoking break.

'The one thing I hate about summer - great big moths coming in at night.'