Summer Humor Enthusiast Mugs

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

Ugly lifeguard sitting in a chair with a sign reading "No sexy lifeguard on duty."

Beer Parasol.

The Perfect Cannonball

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'

Where the Wild Things Summer

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

'Wow, it's busy...I hope we can find a barking spot!'

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

'Can I take the bucket off Daddy's head now the pretty ladies have gone, Mum?'

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

Hotness

Prawn Shop

'If you're too hot, get back in the water: I'm not buying you ice cream!'

"The inflatable pool is a harsh mistress."

Two piece outfits only.

"We GOTTA GO to Disney World this summer! It's already in my rough draft of 'What I Did On My Summer Vacation'!"

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

It's my summer robe.

Shark in the swimming pool.

Bulltoon: Unbelievabull.

Lost My Ability To Ruin Picnics. Please Help.

'I don't know why we're starting school so soon. My mom hasn't even reached the end of her rope.'

'And every spring, a koi pond shows up in a corner of the basement.'

'Someone call 9-1-1!!!'

Get out of the kiddy pool Harold!

'Ben's idea of small game is that miniature collie next door.'

Summer in Hell

'Better rethink this swim idea: The water is very cold...'

'So that's what hockey players do in summer.'

'I am wearing my bikini!'

'The flag tore loose, Steve -- run back down to the village and get a needle and thread.'

Protection from the sun.

Bear in the Outhouse.