Camp Humor Enthusiast Mugs

"Are you hutting on me?"

"Ahhh... close enough."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Harsh Mellows.

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

Excess Baggage: If your vacation plans include 'Getting Back to Nature' be careful what you wish for.

"My wife is always on to me about eating more vegetarians."

"And then, after they were done with their bodies, they baked them at 350 degrees for an hour."

'No, I'm his cousin, Sasquash.'

"Jeez, Honey, will you hurry up in there? I've been hibernating all winter, too, y'know!"

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

'I suppose a loan to send them to summer camp could be called a home improvement loan.'

The biggest fish.

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

"I can't wait to get to the campground...back to mother nature!"

'Your turn to go for water. . .'

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

"When you head off to camp, your parents will want to see some separation anxiety."

Campground Wi-fi.

"Why yes I am a NASA engineer. Why do you ask?"

'Looks like we're having bacon and eggs for breakfast. Ready?'

Bear in the Outhouse.

'So far, everyone of them has overshot the drop zone.'

BETTER THAN LAST YEAR

'Mommy, they're making me turn in my phone!'

"I'd give that one a miss. It's reached the pyramid stage."