Campground Humorist Mugs

'Closed for rehab work. Next facility 22 miles.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

'Does the hunter I just ate make me look fat?'

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

Have food. Need toilet paper

Excess Baggage: If your vacation plans include 'Getting Back to Nature' be careful what you wish for.

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

'I guess everything's okay, doc, two legs is showing, one out of each hole."

'This will teach them to clean up after themselves after they camp in our woods!'

I've been doing sit-ups!

Boy makes a finger shadow on the tent.

"And then, after they were done with their bodies, they baked them at 350 degrees for an hour."

"Daisy had twin bull calves. How'd you do?"

"My wife is always on to me about eating more vegetarians."

"Jeez, Honey, will you hurry up in there? I've been hibernating all winter, too, y'know!"

'No, I'm his cousin, Sasquash.'

"Drat!. . . We've run out of ice..."

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

A cow's bedside table.

'Your turn to go for water. . .'

'I'm afraid to a horse a carrot is just a carrot!'

"I can't wait to get to the campground...back to mother nature!"

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

'Serves me right for frowning.'