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"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Carefree luggage.

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

"How's my tripping you up?"

'Business or pleasure?'

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

Business man with places he's visited on his suitcase and places he's worked for on his chair.

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

"Goodbye old girl. They'll never issue another bag quite like you."

"What!?"

Portfolio

A man and a suitcase each board a bus separately.

'It appears you've caught the travel bug.'

"Can you just fetch our red ones, dear?"

Bon Voyage!

"Apparently, the birds are back from the south."

Bob landed in Hell. And to make matters worse, they lost his luggage.

'And where do you think you've been till this time?'

"Remember to leave room for an extraordinarily heavy book you won't read."

"You didn't tell anyone that we're going to Israel did you?"

"I hate packing for trips."

'Did you ever consider a backpack?'

'Why do you carry your electronics in a fancy case, but your clothes in a paper bag?'

Excess Baggage: When the cruise line says the ship leaves at 5:30 they mean 5:30.

'Is the pilot an Ace?'

"I thought you said you checked in online."

'...but if it's a business trip why are you taking your fly pole?'

The Airbnbers Stranded Between Check-ins

Briefcases Polished.