Suitcase Storytellers Gifts

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Carefree luggage.

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

"How's my tripping you up?"

'Business or pleasure?'

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

Business man with places he's visited on his suitcase and places he's worked for on his chair.

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

"Goodbye old girl. They'll never issue another bag quite like you."

"What!?"

'Did you Gack this suitcase yourself, sir?'

Portfolio

"Apparently, the birds are back from the south."

Bon Voyage!

'It appears you've caught the travel bug.'

A man and a suitcase each board a bus separately.

"Can you just fetch our red ones, dear?"

Bob landed in Hell. And to make matters worse, they lost his luggage.

'And where do you think you've been till this time?'

I love going away, but I think I love coming home just as much.

"Remember to leave room for an extraordinarily heavy book you won't read."

"You didn't tell anyone that we're going to Israel did you?"

"I hate packing for trips."

'Did you ever consider a backpack?'

'...but if it's a business trip why are you taking your fly pole?'

'Why do you carry your electronics in a fancy case, but your clothes in a paper bag?'

'Is the pilot an Ace?'

Excess Baggage: When the cruise line says the ship leaves at 5:30 they mean 5:30.

"I thought you said you checked in online."

Briefcases Polished.