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'And then I discovered that two attorneys can live in a town where one cannot.'

The fate of the emigrant

Carefree luggage.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

'Business or pleasure?'

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

Business man with places he's visited on his suitcase and places he's worked for on his chair.

"Sure your portfolio has taken a hit, but if you stay in the market for the long haul you'll be fine."

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

"Just think, someday we'll be considered 'retro'."

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

"You're dated look is an absolute tour de force."

"Well the good news is that the new software analysed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product. . ."

Portfolio

"What!?"

This one needs re-booting!

'It appears you've caught the travel bug.'

Bon Voyage!

'Oh, Goddess of Fashion, speak to me!'

A man and a suitcase each board a bus separately.

"Can you just fetch our red ones, dear?"

"Apparently, the birds are back from the south."

Bob landed in Hell. And to make matters worse, they lost his luggage.

Computer announces to user: 'You now have more files than Al Capone had under his pillow in Alcatraz.'

"We're always ready to travel at a moment's notice."