Suitcase Sage Gifts

'And then I discovered that two attorneys can live in a town where one cannot.'

The fate of the emigrant

Carefree luggage.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

'Business or pleasure?'

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

"Sure your portfolio has taken a hit, but if you stay in the market for the long haul you'll be fine."

Business man with places he's visited on his suitcase and places he's worked for on his chair.

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

"You're dated look is an absolute tour de force."

"Just think, someday we'll be considered 'retro'."

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

"Well the good news is that the new software analysed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product. . ."

Portfolio

"What!?"

This one needs re-booting!

A man and a suitcase each board a bus separately.

Computer announces to user: 'You now have more files than Al Capone had under his pillow in Alcatraz.'

Bon Voyage!

'It appears you've caught the travel bug.'

Bob landed in Hell. And to make matters worse, they lost his luggage.

"We're always ready to travel at a moment's notice."

'Oh, Goddess of Fashion, speak to me!'

"Apparently, the birds are back from the south."

"Can you just fetch our red ones, dear?"

Are your cowhide coats any good?