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"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

Beware of Falling Notice.

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Shaving

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

The Second Fall of Man.r

"Never mind your technology, in my day we had to deliver our jokes by hand!"

Clown balancing on various objects looks with worry at the two children eyeing up the football supporting it all

"Mr. Wiggles learns in a hurry the difference between rodeo and circus clowns."

"Trust me, boss, he knows his pies...he just needs more retraining."

'This gene is necessary for experiencing pleasure when watching 'The Three Stooges'. It occurs only on the 'Y' chromosome.'

'A fine? It's not as though I ran over more than one building inspector.'

'Was that yours Clarrie, or one of mine?'

'Hi ? I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help you.'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'I punched the timeclock and it punched me back.'

Dectectives with a dog and two dectectives on all fours like the dog

"If Timmy Had a Wiener Dog"

'He's doing it for comic relief.'

'Yeah, Kirby, it hurts like hell, but dang if I can't stop wigglin' it.'

Bunfight at the O.K. Corral

1715 - Newton discovers gravel.

"Sir, I'm afraid there's no easy way to say this..."

'Quick! ontact my doctor!'

"Is that a piano?"

'Still getting the hang of laser surgery'

'And watch out for the ... ice.'

Alfredo the knife thrower's first air trip.

Clown Car Crash