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'Who's Charlie Chaplin?'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Beware of Falling Notice.

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Shaving

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

"Never mind your technology, in my day we had to deliver our jokes by hand!"

"Mr. Wiggles learns in a hurry the difference between rodeo and circus clowns."

Clown balancing on various objects looks with worry at the two children eyeing up the football supporting it all

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

"Trust me, boss, he knows his pies...he just needs more retraining."

'Was that yours Clarrie, or one of mine?'

'A fine? It's not as though I ran over more than one building inspector.'

'Hi ? I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help you.'

'I punched the timeclock and it punched me back.'

Dectectives with a dog and two dectectives on all fours like the dog

For sake of patient Doctor Jones tries to temper his personal dislike of mimes.

Soccer player upside down in air, slipped on a banana peel.

1715 - Newton discovers gravel.

"Sir, I'm afraid there's no easy way to say this..."

'Quick! ontact my doctor!'

'Yeah, Kirby, it hurts like hell, but dang if I can't stop wigglin' it.'

Bunfight at the O.K. Corral

"Is that a piano?"

'Still getting the hang of laser surgery'

'And watch out for the ... ice.'