Slapstick Comedy Buff Gifts

'Who's Charlie Chaplin?'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

Beware of Falling Notice.

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Shaving

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

The Second Fall of Man.r

"Never mind your technology, in my day we had to deliver our jokes by hand!"

"Mr. Wiggles learns in a hurry the difference between rodeo and circus clowns."

Clown balancing on various objects looks with worry at the two children eyeing up the football supporting it all

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

'This gene is necessary for experiencing pleasure when watching 'The Three Stooges'. It occurs only on the 'Y' chromosome.'

"Trust me, boss, he knows his pies...he just needs more retraining."

'A fine? It's not as though I ran over more than one building inspector.'

'Was that yours Clarrie, or one of mine?'

'Hi ? I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help you.'

'I punched the timeclock and it punched me back.'

For sake of patient Doctor Jones tries to temper his personal dislike of mimes.

Dectectives with a dog and two dectectives on all fours like the dog

1715 - Newton discovers gravel.

"Sir, I'm afraid there's no easy way to say this..."

Bunfight at the O.K. Corral

'Quick! ontact my doctor!'

"If Timmy Had a Wiener Dog"

'Yeah, Kirby, it hurts like hell, but dang if I can't stop wigglin' it.'

"Is that a piano?"

Soccer player upside down in air, slipped on a banana peel.

'Still getting the hang of laser surgery'