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'Hi ? I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help you.'

"Ooonk! Too much club."

Evil Pusskins#4

Show me the funny!

"Sir, I'm afraid there's no easy way to say this..."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

Beware of Falling Notice.

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Shaving

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

The Second Fall of Man.r

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

"Never mind your technology, in my day we had to deliver our jokes by hand!"

Clown balancing on various objects looks with worry at the two children eyeing up the football supporting it all

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

"Mr. Wiggles learns in a hurry the difference between rodeo and circus clowns."

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

'This gene is necessary for experiencing pleasure when watching 'The Three Stooges'. It occurs only on the 'Y' chromosome.'

'Was that yours Clarrie, or one of mine?'

'A fine? It's not as though I ran over more than one building inspector.'

"Trust me, boss, he knows his pies...he just needs more retraining."

'I punched the timeclock and it punched me back.'

'Quick! ontact my doctor!'

"Is that a piano?"

"If Timmy Had a Wiener Dog"

Dectectives with a dog and two dectectives on all fours like the dog

1715 - Newton discovers gravel.

Soccer player upside down in air, slipped on a banana peel.

Bunfight at the O.K. Corral

For sake of patient Doctor Jones tries to temper his personal dislike of mimes.