Slapstick Humorist Mugs

'Hi ? I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help you.'

"Ooonk! Too much club."

Evil Pusskins#4

"Sir, I'm afraid there's no easy way to say this..."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Beware of Falling Notice.

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Shaving

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

"Never mind your technology, in my day we had to deliver our jokes by hand!"

Clown balancing on various objects looks with worry at the two children eyeing up the football supporting it all

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

"Mr. Wiggles learns in a hurry the difference between rodeo and circus clowns."

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

'A fine? It's not as though I ran over more than one building inspector.'

'Was that yours Clarrie, or one of mine?'

"Trust me, boss, he knows his pies...he just needs more retraining."

'I punched the timeclock and it punched me back.'

'Quick! ontact my doctor!'

Rural Life - A man trampled by pigs

For sake of patient Doctor Jones tries to temper his personal dislike of mimes.

Dectectives with a dog and two dectectives on all fours like the dog

Bunfight at the O.K. Corral

Soccer player upside down in air, slipped on a banana peel.

"Is that a piano?"

1715 - Newton discovers gravel.

'Still getting the hang of laser surgery'

'And watch out for the ... ice.'

Clown Car Crash

"I charge according to the size of the target."