Suit And Slapstick Pillows

Seriously Funny.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

Beware of Falling Notice.

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Shaving

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

"Never mind your technology, in my day we had to deliver our jokes by hand!"

"Mr. Wiggles learns in a hurry the difference between rodeo and circus clowns."

Clown balancing on various objects looks with worry at the two children eyeing up the football supporting it all

'Was that yours Clarrie, or one of mine?'

"Trust me, boss, he knows his pies...he just needs more retraining."

'A fine? It's not as though I ran over more than one building inspector.'

'Hi ? I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help you.'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'I punched the timeclock and it punched me back.'

Dectectives with a dog and two dectectives on all fours like the dog

1715 - Newton discovers gravel.

'Yeah, Kirby, it hurts like hell, but dang if I can't stop wigglin' it.'

"Is that a piano?"

Bunfight at the O.K. Corral

'Quick! ontact my doctor!'

'He's doing it for comic relief.'

"Sir, I'm afraid there's no easy way to say this..."

'Still getting the hang of laser surgery'

'And watch out for the ... ice.'

Alfredo the knife thrower's first air trip.

Clown Car Crash

"Fiddler off the roof..."