Sugar Plum Fun Gifts

"Being a sugar plum fairy doesn't mean sticking to a diet of sugar plums!"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

Tension filled the tent.

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

Sweet surprise.

Chocs away.

Ice Skater

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"Take a pill in the morning, in the afternoon and at night."

You've been found guilty by a jury of your peers -- You're toast fella!

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'

It must be December again -- I just had a vision of sugarplums.

I Bake. Deal with it.

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

Onion Guillotine

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

Snowman wife to husband eating ice cream: 'Remember what the diabetes counselor said, Hal - you are what you eat.'

It's crème brûlée, Julia. It doesn't have a subtext.

"You can eat all the cake you want and still get into heaven."

'She'll have a nasty sugar hangover tomorrow.'

"According to this analysis, Gibbons, last year your department spent forty-five thousand dollars on candy alone."

"Ok, here's the problem right here. No candy."