Sugar Plum Fun Gifts

"Being a sugar plum fairy doesn't mean sticking to a diet of sugar plums!"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

Tension filled the tent.

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

Chocs away.

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

Ice Skater

Sweet surprise.

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

"Take a pill in the morning, in the afternoon and at night."

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

I Bake. Deal with it.

Onion Guillotine

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'

Snowman wife to husband eating ice cream: 'Remember what the diabetes counselor said, Hal - you are what you eat.'

"Would you care for a slice of lemon dribble cake Mr Dobbs?"

'What sets pastry school apart is, you have to get a job right away, to pay for a new wardrobe.'

"You can eat all the cake you want and still get into heaven."

"Ok, here's the problem right here. No candy."

"According to this analysis, Gibbons, last year your department spent forty-five thousand dollars on candy alone."

'She'll have a nasty sugar hangover tomorrow.'