Sugar Plum Fan Gifts

Ballet

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

The Da Vinci Cod

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

You're my Venus

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."

'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'

Carole Lombard

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

"Another selfie, Rembrandt?"

'Now I know why they called this airco model 'Marilyn Monroe'.'

Rembrandt's Selfies

Mash-Test Dummies.

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

It must be December again -- I just had a vision of sugarplums.

'What sets pastry school apart is, you have to get a job right away, to pay for a new wardrobe.'

It's crème brûlée, Julia. It doesn't have a subtext.

'Maybe you should try flowers?'

Don't you love this time of year when the squirrels taste like pumpkin spice?

"Sorry, I can't... I'm really swamped."

"It's funny. . . I know it's the renaissance, but I keep writing dark ages on my checks!"

If you pony is difficult to catch...take a good supply of lump sugar with you...and eat as much of it as you can.

"Would you believe it. I haven't sold a thing all day."

Thomas Wyatt

'Humor him. He thinks his girlfriend is a pinup girl.'

"Being a sugar plum fairy doesn't mean sticking to a diet of sugar plums!"

Ye Olde FIgure-Drawing Classe

"You'll have to excuse your father. He's a victim of a deepfake campaign."

Pumpkin blowing out birthday candles: 'Make a wish.'

'Bill's overweight on Krispy Kreme, plus he owns the stock.'