Sugar Plum Fairy Fan Gifts

Plie

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Here be dragons.

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Well, that one got away."

Neptune

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'See, Mother - I knew those genetically modified beans would come good!'

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

Midnight Basketball

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

Mirror mirror...

'And you thought you grew big pumpkins.'

"Someone has eaten our porridge, let's have pancakes."

Rapunzel - before the make-over.

Fairtale prosecutions.

"This is all I have time for now, dear...the knight slays the dragon and marries the princess. For more detail go to www.fairytale.net."

"Read me the one about Ali Obama and the Forty Community Organizers."

"Maybe selling the cow for a bag of beans was a bad deal, but my cholesterol has never been better!"

"It's post-gingerbread."

"What a disappointment. When you said your dad was a troll, I thought he'd be living under a bridge."