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'Soufle, can I have the blueprint?.'

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"It's just a tree."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"It is my place!"

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

New York Netherworld

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

Witch dice.

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

Stories about crumbs

"Your food line is nice and long, and - oh, my - your squirrel line is all over the place."

Windchimes

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

"I'll have a Bloody Mary. And bring a Witch Hazel and tonic for the little woman."

"Let's dig into that. When did you first start feeling like you lost the will to not live?"

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

'The spirit of Miss Tiger Lilly couldn't come this week!'

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

Hades.

"I'm not a fish, but thanks for catching me."

"I believed all the conspiracy theories except this one."

A Ghost

'Get back, you little fool - you had garlic for lunch!'

'See? The doctors gave up hours ago. I should go. Maybe you should too.'