Suflè Seeker Pillows

'Soufle, can I have the blueprint?.'

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"It's just a tree."

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

New York Netherworld

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"It is my place!"

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

Witch dice.

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

Windchimes

"Your food line is nice and long, and - oh, my - your squirrel line is all over the place."

Fortune teller sees impending doom

Stories about crumbs

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

Argh, typical! I always think of a terrifying thing to say after the s

"I'll have a Bloody Mary. And bring a Witch Hazel and tonic for the little woman."

"Let's dig into that. When did you first start feeling like you lost the will to not live?"

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

'The spirit of Miss Tiger Lilly couldn't come this week!'

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

"I'm not a fish, but thanks for catching me."

"I believed all the conspiracy theories except this one."

'Get back, you little fool - you had garlic for lunch!'

A Ghost

"He says that it's really not that bad down there."