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Financial Advisor: Old money and new money.

'We won the lottery! We're Nouveau Riche! We're Nouveau Riche!'

Laughing man running, throwing money in the air.

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

'Well, Eddy may look a bit rough, but he's good at heart - last week, he bought stocks from a company which produces cuddly puppy toys in pink ballet dresses!'

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

Banker's Ecstasy - coming into some money.

'And to my no good nephew Milo, who thought he was going to get all my cash - lots of luck!'

"Who would have thought, us in Hawaii, still we'd better get used to mixin' with the jet set. . ."

'All I've ever wanted to do is dance!'

"What luck!"

Reality Show Host

'Boy, is Mom going to be happy when she hears we melted down her gold cards and got $950 an ounce for them!'

"I didn't expect to see you again, Mr Sykes. The tablets worked then?"

"Since he won the lottery he thinks he's too good to hand around with us."

Fund manager greeting a man who has found a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow.

'What can you suggest for someone who guessed right on technology stocks?'

'Millionaires Club - Self-Made - Inherited'

'Has winning all that money changed him, you ask...?'

A homeless man finding €10 outside of a bank

'I am sorry to have to tell you but; your lottery win was a mistake.'

"This won't affect my benefits, will it?"

Shelia had become an 'outback' Lotto winner!

"Your husband seems to have recovered - it's what we call a never event."

How to make a million dollars

Since winning Lotto, I stay only in five-star hotels: No need for a shell anymore...

'I knew they had formed a syndicate but didn't know they had won this week's record payout!'

We Talked More When You Weren't Rich

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Subtle Secret Entrenched powers Plans Nouveau riche Obvious Public

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