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"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

"Since he won the lottery he thinks he's too good to hand around with us."

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

Janus 2021

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

Share Prices - "Due to a delay in installing our new computer price system, I can give you an answer immediately."

Banker's Ecstasy - coming into some money.

"I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'."

"Forget about tall and handsome. What about portfolio 10 year highs and lows?"

"I can't keep giving you stock tips. The SEC has been making 'insider trading' inquiries."

"Who would have thought, us in Hawaii, still we'd better get used to mixin' with the jet set. . ."

'What have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

The ocean is no place for a star.

"Your next of kin is going to inherit a lot of money."

"Fido is our best investment forecaster. He can smell fear, greed, and money."

Laughing man running, throwing money in the air.

'Nothing else seems to have worked so we're going to try our luck with a holy man.'

"Only another thousand points up and I'm even, honey."

Get rich slowly schemes - insert $1. Get rich quick schemes - insert $250,000.

Financial Advisor: Old money and new money.

Stock investing books: Winning/Losing.

'You'll like him. He's very optimistic - he believes that money can make you happy.'

At least you didn't marry him.

"Stocks closed lower on news that what goes up will also go down."

Fund manager greeting a man who has found a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow.

'What can you suggest for someone who guessed right on technology stocks?'

"I see you getting rich because of what the gold in your rings is now bringing."

'Millionaires Club - Self-Made - Inherited'

'Has winning all that money changed him, you ask...?'

"The kids are in college. . . what are we going to do with ourselves?"

Dreaming of Dollars.

'We won the lottery! We're Nouveau Riche! We're Nouveau Riche!'