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At least you didn't marry him.

Carefree luggage.

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

"Privates Beach"

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

Time for tea and friendship.

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

Rent a Room With Hot Water

'Toast'

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

Mad For It

"FREEDOM!!!"

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"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch."

'I don't suppose there's any way I could serve my sentence on line?'

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

'Sharing is saying you're my friend, without having to say 'you're my friend'.'

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

Peace in shackles.

Please be seated. A jack booted government thug will be with you shortly.

President Putin.

'What can it be? Golly, I'm on pins and needles.'

Black cloud over Statue of Liberty

To Iraq with love.

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

"You're lucky you're a U.S. citizen and this is America! The government has generously offered you five free guesses about what you're charged with and where you're going to be secretly detained."

Look on the bright side, at least we're keeping our heads above water

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